He’s literally the president of the angry “own the libs” rolling coal redneck.

We keep attributing these evil maneuvers through the legal system to old Grandpa Puddin’ Brains, but come on.

There are armies of dead-eyed kitten-torturing menswear fetishists toiling in buzzing-fluorescent subterranean cubicle farms to destroy everything bright, joyous, and free in our civilization. It’s fun for them.

These motherfuckers are the ones to watch out for. That incontinent conman will be a corpse soon enough, but the evil nerds are gonna be buried in the flesh of our polity, like ticks, for decades.