To the financial markets: “AI is allowing is to drastically cut costs by reducing redundant workforce!”
To critically important employees: “We are firing you *wink, wink* and giving you a six month severance package. In the meantime we would be happy to pay for some of your time as a transition consultant and subject matter expert, then finally hire you back after 80 days and after quarterly fiscal report.”
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To the financial markets: “AI is allowing is to drastically cut costs by reducing redundant workforce!”
To critically important employees: “We are firing you *wink, wink* and giving you a six month severance package. In the meantime we would be happy to pay for some of your time as a transition consultant and subject matter expert, then finally hire you back after 80 days and after quarterly fiscal report.”
“We had to lay them off because
cloud computingoutsourcingsoftware as a servicesynergyBEEEEES!I mean, uh, AI!”-Corporations