• Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      To the financial markets: “AI is allowing is to drastically cut costs by reducing redundant workforce!”

      To critically important employees: “We are firing you *wink, wink* and giving you a six month severance package. In the meantime we would be happy to pay for some of your time as a transition consultant and subject matter expert, then finally hire you back after 80 days and after quarterly fiscal report.”

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      “We had to lay them off because cloud computing outsourcing software as a service synergy BEEEEES! I mean, uh, AI!”

      -Corporations