Imagine pissing off Grandma so much that she attacks you randomly. Like a bat. The furry disease creature, not the baseball… Tool? Are sports gears considered tools? Or toys? Do professional athletes just play with toys all day?? Holy ADHD it’s gonna be a day…
Tazing a sports streaker feels like punching Grandma in the face for taking too much mashed potatoes.
Completely justified in both cases, the old baggage needs to learn to stop hoarding the spuds.
Imagine pissing off Grandma so much that she attacks you randomly. Like a bat. The furry disease creature, not the baseball… Tool? Are sports gears considered tools? Or toys? Do professional athletes just play with toys all day?? Holy ADHD it’s gonna be a day…
“When grandmas go feral”
I think it’s “equipment” when used in sports, though broadly I guess they could be classed as tools.