Image description:

Text: Amazon’s electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.

Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck

Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile

Edit: I found a slightly higher-quality version of the image:

      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
        4·
        5 days ago

        Maybe you can go in the back.

        I always wonder how many unwashed piss hands have touched the packages I get delivered.

        • X@piefed.worldEnglish
          3·
          5 days ago

          Possibly quite a bit less than you’d think, as I see many delivery people and those in fulfillment centers wearing work gloves of some kind. That said, there are always outliers.

          • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
            5·
            5 days ago

            You ever hear the stories about the TSA people who wear their rubber gloves into the bathroom to go piss and then don’t wash their hands before they go back out to rifle through you bag for a tube of toothpaste?

            I’m kind of a germaphobe so I think about these things.

            • X@piefed.worldEnglish
              3·
              5 days ago

              Can’t say I have, but given the average person’s propensity for laziness, I’m thoroughly unsurprised. Knew a medic that served aboard an aircraft carrier, and they regaled me with horror stories about how those things are nuclear-powered floating disease factories.