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    21 days ago

    Eva Green’s range includes smoking fags or not and getting up to sexual misadventures or not

    Ricky Gervais is only ever Ricky Gervais

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      20 days ago

      Don’t forget the propensity for violence before/during/after said sexual misadventures and doing it all while goth coded. She’s made of a career of characters you can “fix” but also want to ruin your life.

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        20 days ago

        the first two are 300 and dark shadows but don’t recognise the third. penny dreadful maybe?

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          A two-part French remake of The Three Musketeers that came out a couple of years ago. Never got a wide release in the States but if you’re a fan of the story and period pieces it’s one of the best interpretations IMO.

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            20 days ago

            cheers. if i’m a fan of cigarettes and smut what’s the expected return?

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              I don’t recall any smoking. Not nearly as crazy violent as 300 (are we fighting, fucking, or both) and not nearly as crazy ex-gf who spent the last few hundred years plotting her revenge as she was in Dark Shadows. I’d put it squarely in an average outing with Eva- capable woman stuck in a period/system that doesn’t actually appreciate her capability even if it can’t deny it, she’s aware she’s smart and attractive and uses that to her advantage as she can, but she’s also more broken inside than she lets on.

              This has made me realize it would be hilarious to watch her invert her typical characters and be the small town girl who moved the the big city where she got overworked and broken hearted only to come home for a Hallmark Christmas and find she always had what she needed waiting for her in a flannel clad handyman with a beat-up pick-up truck and slice of pie at the diner. The twist ending is that she’s actually nuts and this was all a ruse to burn her town to the ground.

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                19 days ago

                i sincerely hope this is read by someone who can grant you your wish

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                  19 days ago

                  Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas II: Home for the Holidays

                  It’s not like he’s do anything better, or anything other than sequels these days.

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                    19 days ago

                    thy will be done

                    TIM PAY ATTENTION

                    thy sequel come

                    BURTON PULL YOUR FINGER OUT

                    on release as it is on video

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          20 days ago

          Was there a sequel to 300 I’m not aware of or do I just not remember that movie at all?

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            19 days ago

            yeah i was just being lazy it’s 300: rise of an empire from 2014