Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for an undisclosed medical issue, according to a spokesperson.
The 84-year-old was admitted to a hospital Sunday morning and “is receiving excellent care,” his office said.
It wasn’t immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital.
McConnell has suffered a series of health issues in recent years and was hospitalized for eight days in February for flu-like symptoms.
Too bad this didn’t happen 30 years ago
Someone start the water boiling. It’s time to start prepping the turtle soup!
Add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!
Imagine if he were doing literally any other job. How ridiculous it would be for him not to have retired yet
I don’t even really understand why people like that cling to power the way they do.
They’re literally dying on the job. Don’t they want to retire? Spend their money a bit?
They’re not even a dictator where everyone and their mother will come after the scraps of the kingdom when they show weakness.
they have no other skills
You mean like gardening or scrapbooking?
Hell, I retired at 55 so I could enjoy the rest of my life and I’m just upper white trash!
It’s not just a job anymore, it’s their entire identity. We all work with people like this at some point. The job is all they are, they have nothing else outside of that. Add the control fetish so many of them have and they cannot leave.
For him hating the population isn’t just a job, it is a way of life.
These people are basically retired. Their primary activity is fundraising, which is talking to the same few hundred people for the last 30 years. Helping constituents is handled by the office, so are policy decisions. They actually work for a few days a quarter, and the perks more than compensate for it.
This right here. When work isn’t actual work and you just go for meals and social outing’s or golf days its better than retirement
People need protection from this. Mandatory agree limits for all public functions.
no federal office holders over the age of 75? (65?)
65 retirement age. Mandatory for everybody.
Just fucking die already.
“he’s dead, Jim…”
Good.
Unfortunately we won’t get that lucky.
Tortoises live for centuries.
He’s running out of time and he’s not a tortoise, plus comparing Mitch McConnell to innocent tortoises is a insult to tortoises
The worst part about him being sick is you know as soon as he kicks the bucket they’ll find someone even worse to replace him.
The second worse part is our taxes are paying for his top quality health care while he helped 1. Make sure they pay little to no taxes and 2. Helped push the narrative that taxpayer funded health care is wrong
Not gonna sugar coat it. Hope he dies terrified and in pain.
If he even knows where he is. There’s an incredibly high chance he’ll just space out again as his brain fails to connect to the rest of his body.
It’d be nice if people would start reminding him that once he kicks the bucket, he’s heading somewhere very hot and unpleasant. And we love that for him.
And if religion is wrong, then he’s going to the void of endless nothing and he is going to be remembered for being a PoS waste of oxygen who protects pedophiles.
Shouldn’t voters get a say on his treatment?
I’m finally getting the hang of this voodoo shit
He opened the his car window and was nearly pummeled to death by his own wattle, saved u a klik
That’s a new addition to the vocabulary. Thanks!
Try dewlap, that’s a nice one too.
You’re leaving too late you fucking malignant turtle.
Is it gauche if an atheist prays for the polio to go to his brain?














