Something m grab ahold of me tightly… please… anything

Another boss suffering from too much neck

This is like whan they came out with 3 and 4 blade razors and then just made all the same mistakes with the Mach 5 and its ilk

I remember when Backdoor Bill was just a guy who offered various services

Morningstar gonna wished they got in on that sweet ass space gold

Yeah? Well emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like me you dumb idiot

Cosmo Kramer doing the MoviePhone voice: “Why don’t you just give me access to High-Profile Instagram accounts”

Is “delusional” some dumb new way of saying “delulu” or somn?

Third grade reading assignment ass headline

Grok made me gregnabt

“Rock and stone, Red 5”

Festus delistus

DMT was the real adrenochrome this whole time

Well saan aaf a bitch!

Fuel: a substance famously not destroyed by using it

The babby will be a zebroot

The first ketchup you could use to roll a fatty like dogg lemme hit that Heinz 57 Blunt

So all they have to do to outwit this kidfucker is nothing?

Sometimes I just eat the toppings offa couple of whole slices and leave all the bread WHAT NOW BITCH?!