It was antifa left wing terrorist dumocrat radicals that caused this. They drove in with their giant trucks with giant hoses, spraying millions and millions of gallons of water onto the fair. Water which the likes have never been seen before. They did it folks. Fake news media wants to tell you it was “rain”. Isn’t that a ridiculous word. “Rain”. We know the truth though.They tried to ruin the fair, but we won’t let them.

Honestly, this shit is hilarious. I hope there’s a firework show and they are all duds except one lonely roman candle.