• muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    20 hours ago

    Got drunk and played megaman 11 with siblings, passing around the controller, cracking jokes about how megaman’s ow sound seemed weirdly gay and horny in this one. I was so bad I kept getting him hurt and it sounded like a gay porn.

    My sister asks “isn’t that supposed to be a robot child?”

    Me: “He’s been a child since the 80s and his voice is lower now. He’s a megaMAN now, and how dare you demean the short king fighting for your safety over his robo masochim kink and short stature.”

    Brother: “yea he can’t help he was built that way. You’re a monster. Don’t kink shame”

    Me and bro: -glare-

    Sister (who is in a poly relationship and very much the alternachick of the family): “….what the fuck is happening here?”

    Single player games are still fun when played together.