That’s like the one about the man who stops by the newspaper stand every day, buys a paper, glances at the front page, looks disappointed and tosses it.
One day the owner stops the man and asks him “Why do you keep buying a paper and not reading it?"
He replies, “I’m just looking for an obituary.”
“But there aren’t any obituaries on the front page.”
That’s like the one about the man who stops by the newspaper stand every day, buys a paper, glances at the front page, looks disappointed and tosses it.
One day the owner stops the man and asks him “Why do you keep buying a paper and not reading it?"
He replies, “I’m just looking for an obituary.”
“But there aren’t any obituaries on the front page.”
“This one will be.”