White House staffers scrambled to scrub social media evidence of Donald Trump's humiliating turnout at his "Great American State Fair" opening after the president blew his top over aerial photos documenting the sparse crowd for the rally he headlined.According to CNN reporting, Trump was "infuriated...
I expect across the entire USA you guys could do better than a Ferris wheel.
Old joke.
A scientist is incredibly vain. He gets hired to work with a disease that causes human skin to putrefy. One day he discovers he’s caught the disease. He looks in the mirror, and the skin is literally rotting off his face.
“Yes, but on me, it looks good.”
Six months from now he’ll be boasting about how splendid it was.