• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    A screenshot of my local theater’s website, showing seats sold (or not) for a prime time screening.

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      1 day ago

      That single seat is an FBI agent ordered by Kash Patel to watch the movie while on duty so that theatres won’t appear entirely empty. And before you ask: yes, the man has got a weapon, and, yes, he’s considering making one last use of it.