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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle

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Violent drunk banned from booze after throwing flapjack at police officer's genitals having missed with Pot Noodle

uk.news.yahoo.com

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Kristen Naylor had been taken to a police station after attacking his father

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That can’t possibly be the actual headline.

[Checks headline]

Well I’ll be damned…

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