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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

Pride Versioning

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Pride Versioning

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them/their/theirs/themself]@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    AWS: 1.12.797

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      3 months ago

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Does 1.5B count?

  • orc girly@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    This feels so true for stuff that isn’t just dates lmao

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    3 months ago

    Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
    Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest

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      3 months ago

      v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)

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      Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
      Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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        Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it’ll melt your face!

        I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

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          presumably it’s not a 10 gigabit fiber plan.

      • Infrapink@thebrainbin.org
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        Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

        Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

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        Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

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      3 months ago

      TIL: I am wrath

    • ‹Hexa«Back›@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Unironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it

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    Oh my company uses a system manufacturer who uses this

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    I like this. Definitely going to be implementing into my hobby projects

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    3 months ago

    This explains systemd versioning so well.

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    Reminds me of the hierarchical enzyme classification codes

    Essentially any enzyme can be categorised according to function

  • Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Our prod version is 0.0.178

  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Actually not bad for remembering.

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    kril-drained here you go, version 0.0.978

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    3 months ago

    https://0ver.org/

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    linus torvalds versioning:

    major: bump when the second number gets too big

    minor: bump when the third number gets too big

    patch: bump every update

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