In my Google Maps Local Hero area

Mph: the child crashes on Mars

Moldova is such a weird country to have quarrel with.

Stephen Miller is giving Jonathan Banks as villain thug in Beverly Hills Cop energy.

I’ll have two Number 9…

knarts knarts knarts knarts

ointment on the anointed

This is fediverse manifest! What is the charge? Ridiculing a succulent necromancer? Why did you touch my special edition bible? This is the pseudon who touched my bible earlier.

Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply one of them is an impostor.

She said in 24 she wouldn’t seek a third, I couldn’t find a reason besides vaguely implying “out of respect to the Parisians”.

A bicycle corso if you will

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why am i strugglegooning urbanpilled changemaxxers on a server with corruptionmaxxing mods?

It’s the blue car from Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other, the Cuckquean from Distracted Boyfriend and a cargo bike as anti-car meme subversion all pressure fueled into one abominable meme ;)

Putin found himself in the problem of the intelligentsia, how refreshing.

The parking core of Topeka, Kansas, United Parking of America

Northern Germany

You can’t weigh the vegetable at the checkout.

Every other store can do that.

We don’t have a scale in the checkout. You have to walk across the store while everyone is waiting for you because the checkout can’t be canceled to weigh the vegetable and put a sticker on it. It is not guaranteed that the sticker will be recognised at checkout.

Oh you have a deposit receipt? At checkout to get it done quickly? If you’re receiving money a clerk has to come over to approve.

You want out? No, the gate won’t open unless you have a receipt. Yeah, yeah, the code reader is, well, confused.

2 weeks later

Stupid customers. Did you see how someone accidentally shattered the gate?

You heard of dual track drifting, but have you heard of 4-Lane Drive?