Do it. Really capstone the legacy of your presidency.

Good, Zuck locked me out of my account cos I wouldn’t give him my number and this whole time I’ve not been able to actually delete my account, so if they’re planning on automating the process they can get to mine first!

Oh boy, this is shaping up to be a total disaster, I am so excited for it!

Three engineers are debating which discipline of engineering God used when making the human body. The electrical engineer says God’s obviously an electrical engineer, cos the nervous system and the neurons moving around the body are wired like an electrical system.

The mechanical engineer stops him, God is obviously a mechanical engineer, look at the muscle and bones and the ways they interact and move with one another, it’s just like a mechanical system.

The civil engineer smiles and jumps in, God is obviously a civil engineer; who else would run a waste pipe through a recreation centre?

Ipswich.

Literal “if you’ve got nothing to hide you’ve got nothing to fear” energy

I’m walkin’ here!

Literally the future capitalism has always wanted; all common resources seized from the public for the good of private equity.

Hey man, y’all asked for vibes, and he gives me bad vibes.

Jesse Plemons. Dude seems way to comfortable playing Nazis.

Just one more lane bro

Heavy Metal

The slave trade alone, jayzus…

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NFTs and AI killed the organic growth of memes; it’s less endurance, and more stagnation.

Oh, well, those AI companies have been struggling to find a practical use case, so maybe you should present a pitch to them if you’re so confident in its uses, you could be worth billions!

AI is why.

Let it crash.

Girl leave!

I hope it fucken sinks