Interestingly, LLMs are horrible at Zork: https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.15867
Our results reveal that all tested models achieve less than 10% completion on average, with even the best-performing model (Claude Opus 4.5) reaching only approximately 75 out of 350 possible points
James Buchanan. He intervened in the Dredd Scott decision (on the side of slavers) and stood idly by as states secceeded, allowing the south to gather strength for the civil war.
Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.
I got my first victory at a mere 80 hours, so you could say I’m a God gamer. And the only thing Gods fear is polymorph.