May I offer you?

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

This is what turned me into an ES fan. I played Daggerfall when it came out, but didn’t really get it (was a kid). When Morrowind came out, I was old enough to really get into it. One-shotting an entire city with a custom spell was fun as hell.

No. I don’t even want to be my own level of famous, and I’m a nobody.

screxisting - screaming while existing

scronscious - screaming while conscious

scrasturbating - screaming while masturbating (personal favorite of mine)

2030: Critical thought will fry your brain

Then stop putting nasty dicks in your mouth?

Depends on the location in the US; I can walk/bike to mine, and I’m usually in-and-out in 10 minutes or less. Some places intentionally make it harder to vote though. There might be reduced polling locations (tend to see that in minority heavy areas), long lines (like, hours waiting long), limitations on early voting for people with scheduling issues, etc.

I don’t know anyone picking up a PSP again in 2026. I also don’t know anyone.

But every time I wash my hands I get piss on them!

Christ, will you people keep it down? Some of us are trying to masturbate in here!

Can confirm - I also have sleepovers with this person’s wife.

It really is sad how little the average person thinks about the shareholders…

I hadn’t lived until I licked it

Help! Help! They’re being repressed!

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

Split-me-like-a-log-daddy-eep

“…whose only ideals are personal gain.” I think you’re describing every billionaire, no?

Nothing is actually real until it adversely affects them.