Agreed. The trailer emphasizes “player created chaos”, so I wonder if they’re holding back the reveal of a level designer or something. Full 3D tracks probably wouldn’t work with that.

It’s interesting to me that this IP is still around. I remember the response to the original being completely lukewarm after some massive hype during development. Then like 2 years later there was a 2D platformer that I never heard much about. It just seems kinda random that here it is again, 7 years later. It would make more sense to me if they were all 3D platformer collect-a-thons, but each new entry is a different gameplay genre. Do people just really like the characters then?

None of that is meant to sound negative. I remember the first being a labour of love from ex Banjo Kazooie devs, so for their sake I hope these games do well.

I miss the dankchristianmemes subreddit lol

Just finished it again the other day playing via Dusklight. I agree, I have a lot of complaints, but somehow it still hits pretty good. I think it feels a lot more like a direct sequel to Ocarina of Time. If I played them out of order and you told me Wind Waker came out first I wouldn’t believe you.

Are we going to talk about the smiley Eldritch monster in the corner or nah?

Heh heh, yeah once…

This is an ice cold take that was outdated 15 years ago, but boy am I sick of new installments in a franchise just omitting the number from the title despite not being a new continuity. It feels like a marketing choice and just really annoys me. I fully acknowledge that it is completely inconsequential, I’m just petty about it for some reason.

I am disproportionately angry about this for some reason. This has happened with several concerts I wanted to see, too. “Oh, you want tickets to an even marginally popular artist? Fuck you.” Then factor in how fucking expensive computer parts have become since all the AI shit a while back. I’m just so goddamn tired.

At least my beloved Pebble watch was resurrected.

It went on sale at 1:00 in my time zone. I had it in my cart at 1:00 and was trying to checkout before it ever hit 1:01, but all I got were errors when trying to continue to payment. Then out of stock. What a bunch of fucking bullshit. Like seriously, what the fuck else was I even supposed to do?

This was really interesting, but even after their explanation I have no idea what “rubber” is.

The black and dark yellow is reminiscent of PornHub

I really think that video site should reevaluate their color scheme…

Is there actual reasoning behind this or is it just random for absurdity sake?

There’s no way that pants shitting mother fucker makes it to the end of his term. The syphilis will get him before then.

Going to Hell is getting off too easy for these people. Jfc. I want to fucking scream at the top of my lungs.

sees meme posted on Lemmy

looks inside

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Rage. This is so incredibly tragic. I’m sitting here at 6:45 AM just crying when I should be getting ready for work. This is the type of world they’re trying to build.