“There goes the baker, with his bread like always… the same old bread and rolls to selllll!” That’s ONE you could point at as a jab. The poor, poor boulanger!

That’s why I put it in my fruit salad!

How can we be sure these aren’t the Beefs Teak variety?

I like your optimism!

Its *Republicans and neoliberal fascists… and, admittedly, 30-50% of the USA.

Two different people brought up the potato famine… not what I was trying to bring up with my simpleton joke. I went with a country that, rightfully, enjoy potatoes and are known to.

I don’t think tubers=tumors. They’re delicious.

Okay then…

As someone who loves potatoes I’M clenching my fists at his dirt tumors comment.

Better?

All of Ireland clenched their fists at this comment.

Did… did you just compare dirt to salt and vinegar potato chips?

Ugliness takes unto account what’s on the inside as well… This also detracts from ugliness, if you are beautiful within.

…either way, I’m still S.O.L. BUT you might be beautiful, internet stranger!

I like mine with a side of jellybeans, raw.

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)… she’s quite fond of it!

Perhaps! (…But then I couldn’t be pedantic.)

I think you meant the greater than symbol… Though, I suppose you could argue their coffee IS worth less than $5.

Who the fuck is getting cake!? The only thing we’re eating is shit from the Oligarchs.

Yes… the hilarious part being that when they go on gas pumps THIS time, like when the R’s put up Biden, the orange fuck actually DID directly impact the cost.

…I think they’re quoting ‘the fifth Element’ up there.

I just deleted my account. So there’s one less.