I felt sorry for you until you mentioned the Browns. Now I feel really sorry for you. Browns Bros Untied!

Where I live now (Philly suburb) there used to be a local bakery which was beloved, but their landlord raised their rent on them and they had to shut down. The location then sat vacant for about 7 years. I’m no finance wizard, but how does it make any sense to go from whatever their rent was previously to zero fucking rental income? A couple of months ago a fucking Wonder finally opened there, so maybe that explains it – no real business can possibly compete with a company burning through venture capital.

The new GoBlo Yourself.

Needs more snails.

Corporations hire masses of people to create the illusion of growth. Then they fire masses of people to create the illusion of competence. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum.

I really wish they’d had the balls and/or the legal power to keep calling it FruityLoops.

Tom Cruise. Vampire. THE Ohio State University.

Exactly! I mean, why wouldn’t you think that doing that would delete everything on the disk instead of just ejecting it?

I would love to chain up some Apple UX/UI designers and force them to watch my 90 yo mother try to use her fucking iPhone.

My favorite fucked-up thing from the past was the Macintosh circa 1990. The disk drive on this thing had no eject button – to eject a disk, you just did the oh-so-fucking-intuitive thing of dragging the disk icon over the trash can icon. But they did very conveniently place the big knobby power button for the whole computer (which looked exactly like an eject button) right above the disk drive. I spent a year constantly powering off the computer every time I wanted to just eject the disk.

If I had to work for Zuck I’d be fucking thrilled to be on the buddy yacht instead of the main ship.

He spent a fortune in reddit psychophants, cartoon spotlights, TV exposure, and other media to get people the progressives to like him.

Has Dave Chappelle ever said how much Elon paid him to appear onstage with him?

“This is my son, Kevlar.”

“Flaming death cheese sandwich”

Hindi film music it is. “Who is this Johnny Jonnam guy she keeps singing about?”

Ironically, my grilled cheese method is to build the sandwich open-faced, place it under the broiler to melt and brown the cheese, then fold it up and cook both sides in a pan. This allows me to fuck it up three different times instead of just once.

They hate us 'coz they anise.

Not to mention that they were able to run the new interstate highways right through Black neighborhoods.

Yeah, maybe some day they’ll figure out how to shrink artificial intelligence down to something the size of, say, a human brain.

I don’t think it’s even “they” any more.

The only thing that would dent animal food production in the US is if the billionaires develop a taste for human flesh. It’s possible they already have.