Legal jargon. You have to say “alleged” until he’s proven guilty in a court of law, no matter how compelling the evidence is

We could have had it as early as 1793, but the ship carrying the metric standards was attacked by pirates.

Ivy League schools are just places to make connections with other rich people, so they can land a seven figure job right out of college and think they’ve earned it

Linux. I don’t want “using the computer” to turn into a hobby that I need a computer science degree for.

Act stupid

I’ve been training my whole life for this moment