DarthPub

I can’t believe anyone would besmirch the good name of sex toys by making them in the shape of trump! Our body cavities deserve so much better!!!

Rfk jr cut the dong off a dead animal. trump put his dong in kids

fuck those traitors

Why did you respond with violence?

You misspelled Event Horizon

Jokes on you! My friends found out much more embarrassing stuff about me

This headline is better: Artemis II astronauts return home ALIVE, ending record-breaking NASA mission around the moon

If only there were documents that could provide context for the connection Epstein had to the trump family. Too bad the government doesn’t have access to millions of documents that could shed light on the relationships Epstein had.

Without an article, are we sure the White House discussed removing trump via the 25th amendment? Or did trump discuss removing the 25th amendment?

Nothing means anything anymore

I was going for cheap rip off version of Tony stark based on looks

This isn’t a dumb and dumber movie?

Walmart Tony stark is an asshole

I’m in the early stages of figuring out self hosting. This is beautiful

Eyes have had an interesting time in the headlines. Pig jizz in mice eyes can cure cancer. Piefed gives me more fun news than local stations.

It’s not special if it’s done everyday. That pig needs to be wined and dined before intimacy.

Did they buy the pig dinner before obtaining the baby batter?

Huntdown might be something you’re interested in. 16 bit side scroll shoot ‘em up. It’s on mobile and switch and probably other platforms

State media is rolling out

Could we even attempt to care about the reckless media mergers? Maybe tap the brakes for appearances? At the very least try to lie to us? Holy shit