This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:

You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.

Oh, is that one of these Japanese management techniques? Sounds really bad… Would it help you if I read you the number on the modem?

I’m all here for gay sloths.

Eh, it’s usually stuff that needs to be built/fixed in and around the house/garden. It’s not too much fun while doing it, but the satisfaction when everything is done and progress is made and another corner of the house is new and shiny is oh so sweet.

It absolutely is. They usually come in dozens, are stubborn and hairy and stinky, and their hair regrows lightning fast.

Also, they’re not literal yaks.

Probably shave some yaks…

Pepperidge Farms remembers!

Very coot snoot!

But only like other people’s faces, right? Right?

Men, been there, you’re not missing out.

Mein Eindruck war, dass die LPIC generell ein Stück hinterher hinkt, was so modernes Linux angeht, aber den Rest hat man sich auch schnell mal online angelesen. So Systemd, ip, ss, …

I used “LPIC-1 Sicher zur erfolgreichen Linux-Zertifizierung” by Harald Maaßen, published by Rheinwerk Computing (in German), ISBN 978-3-8362-6375-7,v and I liked it quite a lot.

There’s quite a few of these books, also in English, and they’re all kinda useful.

I work at a large scientific library, so I used it quite a lot to get me a selection of LPIC books. Also, I usually not just read the book, but I had my computer with me, so I could a) try things out that were discussed in the book and b) read up the whole (!) man page of any command used in the book. I found that that helped me quite a lot, because it gives you an opportunity to tinker and practice.

All the best for your own certification!

I write fiction like I would write technical documentation or a police report. Nobody would want to read that.

With dignity, I assume.

They’re in a cult, it doesn’t have to check out. Sadly -.-

I mean, MROWWW, but it’s really not worth it hurting my partner for it.

So you’re saying all I have to do of apologize to someone, and then a cat will appear and sit on my lap, got it.

Maybe even a bit more every time they decide to.

Yeah, never go out in the rain without your coat on.