Same. I got my PTO requests approved for the day of the delivery and the day after, but “they couldn’t spare me for a third day”

Us and the Soviets

But only after the other European allies paid the price in blood to hold them for as long as possible.

If you’re really surprised, you haven’t been paying attention to the last several centuries of human history…

For the justice boners

We don’t know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky

Unfortunately, just statistics

So Facebook has patented digital identity theft.

Awesome