Cosmoooooooo

Everyone knows bullshit when they see it. People choose to follow obviously stupid bullshit, like the scientologist cult.

Why? Cultists LIE! They push bullshit to take over your life, finances, and everything.

scientologist cultists are required to sign a billion year work contract. No, really.

Fucking cunts, too stupid and weak to abandon a league run by fascists.

“Nope, gotta watch ball go left, then right, the left again! It is IMPERATIVE!”

Nope.

It’s an optional survey where anyone can lie or opt out for any reason. If you take “Steam Survey” data seriously, you’re a fucking idiot.

It’s the same reason the T-1000 didn’t need to transform into “attack mode”. Odo is a particularly deadly type of fictional character that could kill another fictional character in thousands of different ways in a few fictional seconds.

Besides, Humanoids are the most deadly type of fictional character. Odo IS cosplaying as the scariest thing in the Universe, every single day.

Who, in their right mind, gives a shit about humans traveling to the Moon? Not even landing. Just going and coming back. WTF?!?! Gotta prove that technology still works 55 years after? Bullshit.

Was it a “waste money” dartboard?

NOPE. Just failed and scaled back missions until the only thing left is completely useless, uninspiring, and bland. The Epstein Class can’t get along for long enough to put together a space mission anymore. Just nazis, theft, and incompetence.

You want me to get excited about this? Fuck that twice.

Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.

Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.

A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.

Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.

It’s the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they’re cultist lunatics. It’s not going to be hard for them to detect the “Totally normal guy doing a social experiment” from their scope.

School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?

100 languages, 100 different translations. Then translated from dead languages. Then changed to suit a tyrant. Then translated back to another language.

If you think any of that original fiction is still there, you’re a fucking idiot. If you don’t think it’s fiction, you’re an even bigger idiot.