The speed of dark is faster than the speed of light
The speed of dark is faster than the speed of light


A stroke of the stable genius would be a step up


Sometimes it helps to pee sitting down.


That haircut screams untrustworthiness.


You can use Google by yourself. You don’t need me to educate you.


Most earthworms are not native to the Americas.


He’s brought it up before in dealing with Japanese diplomats


Death to pedophiles!


The next generation of ms13 is being created here. Criminalizing children while separating them from their families is a recipe to create criminals from the trauma and resentment.


Useful doesn’t mean you’ll enjoy it. I have the math skills but no musical skills. I wish I could sit on my patio and strum a guitar.


I got it as a baby with no money


Why do the bad guys seem like poor guys just trying to survive?


You might be a cat-holic with too many felines.


Why won’t they respect this administrative warrant?
These are the vehicles to have in the Apocalypse. Carry your own solar panels and charge it. No need to get fuel since gasoline only stays fresh for 6 months.


This never would have happened if Iran had nuclear weapons

The like the poorly educated


It would be a lot cooler if they just targeted Trump properties and golf courses
Pete gets his theology from Chick tracts.