

Don’t forget her skunk stripe.


Don’t forget her skunk stripe.


Remember to thank the Orange Jackass everybody.
That’s something I like about apartments. When appliances break you don’t have to replace them. And you didn’t need to do landscaping.


That’s because “moderate Democrats” are just pre-insanity Republicans.


Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.
Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.


How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.


And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.


But still not enough to install every single expansion for Sims 4.


And Sam Altman wonders why we hate AI. And this isn’t even at the top of the list of why we hate them, but it’s a really good reason.


Good idea, but cops here travel in groups of 2 or more cars.


Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.
Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?


Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?


My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.


I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.


Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.


Well well well, if it isn’t Microslop suffering the consequences of its own stupid choices.


In Illinois pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way. So not stopping for a crosswalk is a good way to see if there’s a cop lurking nearby.
He hates the troops and values no lives but his own and those that he can use to further enable his malignant narcissism and further energy himself. They’re not even pieces on a game board to him, because games have rules that he’d have to play by. They’re action figures that he can smash with a hammer and light on fire.