I’ve gotten to the point where the sentence “We care about your privacy” is read in my head with the same inflection as a toddler saying “Just so you know, I didn’t eat the cookies you left sitting on the counter. *wiping crumbs*”

The fact that such intricate characters can even be displayed in such tiny fonts is nothing short of obscene lol, I wonder if chinese phones all have that Assistive / Readability Mode where the text is enlarged and high contrast by default, because I can’t imagine reading texts like that haha

Lmao, I just picked up learning Kanji again after like 3 years (never had time in grad school)

It is rough. But fierce repetition helps a lot. I can see the characters for “read a book” whenever I close my eyelids now hahaha

Once something turns into muscle memory you don’t forget.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Literal pottery:

I wouldn’t say Hilary’s poisoned. Matter of fact, I can’t remember the last time I saw a Clinton headline much less scandal. Also, my definitive Hilary will always be Hilary Banks lol

That’s because no one’s actually answering OP’s question lol

Lemmy’s slowly approaching peak reddit Q&A format: “Where can I find X?” “X is stupid, use Y.”

Real dude… I was writing a story a while back, and usually when naming characters I just pull one from the noggin that “feels right”, and I fell on “Donnie” for a young delinquent that was meant to bite off more than he can chew picking a fight with real criminals. When I revisited it a bit later in time, I internally cringed and had to pick a different name altogether lol

Shame because I felt like the name suited him so well that I wound up not continuing the story much after that.

No wait, this could work.

If modern society has shown me anything, humankind will stop at nothing when it comes to advertizing. Imagine how much further we could get the Voyager 1 with a team of marketers attempting to get the word out about Turkish hair transplants.

We could solve the Fermi Paradox in about 10 years lol

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No one is going to read this article, let alone a whole story about The White Stripes

Ftr, I was trying to remember what band Jack White was famous for, so thank you OP.

I can hear this image lmao

Cope.

i told you dawg!

Dayum, called out lol

We can’t let those fascists win, time for some pushups.

c/AccidentalRenaissance

And god said “Let there be anxiety”

quit messin with me

Oddly specific, given that I spent today worrying that I’ve made no progress and that my hair looked bad.

I also got a jumpscare catcall on the way home that disrupted my brooding, that I couldn’t quite make out because of the doppler effect, so it could have either been “CUTE FACE” or “CARP CASE” shouted by the guy hanging out the passenger side lol

But this coupled with the meme I choosing to take as a sign from the universe.

This image fills me with joy