Use lube, or find another phallic object. That poor horse deserved better.

Makes sense, he and Orange Chicken are both Epstein pals.

Yeah, that is why I was looking for a job for a year and a half before I landed this gig. I was ruthlessly picky. I am a damn good integration engineer/engineering technologist, and I asked a ton of questions in the three interviews I had in my search. I looked almost every day, applied to maybe 5 jobs, and attended 3 interviews. One job, I was a poor fit for them. One job they were a poor fit for me. The third job was a great fit on both ends, which was awesome because I had wanted to work there for years, but they never had a position open.

Ask. Lots. Of. Questions. Don’t just let them interview you, you both need to interview each other. you both have to live with each other.

Nah, they know we only have chemical propulsion that can’t even achieve a respectable %c. They know they are here to stay, and that we will extort their tech if we found out their true origins.

40 has already caught me, but its OK because I still kick ass.

Heh, not yet, unfortunately.

It sounds to me like you have never worked some place exciting. You should give it a try. I was and am very excited about the work I do and for whom I do it.

We ask why you applied to our company specifically to screen for candidates that are excited about the product and its mission. Granted, I do work in the space industry.

Slop-pilled token-maxxing?

“other governments”

USBC to headphone jack adapters, at least on my phone (Pixal 9 GOS), are noisy as hell.

“Tickle tickle tickle!”

Oh I beg to differ. It’s not a $9 experience, but it is much, much more than just a beverage.

Wow, I totally forgot the Danger 5 exists.

Eh, I enjoy it.

The coolest.

I raise you: Spacecraft.

I build spacecraft and I think that’s pretty cool.

Good for you, that’s awesome dude!

Not just the head, but also the shaft.