They wear shoes…?
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Cake day: December 6th, 2024
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0·14 days agoUsual suspects. See that (D-TX) on the wrong side of just about everything.
See that gap between the space needle and the building just to the right of it? Used to live there. Man, i miss 5 Point Cafe. Best happy hour on the globe.
4·18 days agoA bold assignment.
When the sun hits my island just right, the little girls sing.
🎵 There goes my gyro…
🎶 Watch him as he’s thrown
Jester “Salt Bae” LaVorre
When we had a standby at work, I’d gather everyone around and ask if anybody had ever heard of BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO. Those with kids at home aren’t getting tortured enough.
0·2 months agoIt’s that why it keeps auto-filling the address bar as LinkedIn as soon as i type an L, even though I’ve never been to LinkedIn in my life?
2·2 months agoBMW? Newport Beach? This is the most sane bmw driver IN Newport…
I also know absolutely nothing about said practice beyond it being called “bipping” to aid those YouTube searches…
Ol’ Godzilla was stompin’ around…
Hey Microslop, can i just have the $13B? You’d end up with the same results, with zero of the egg on your face.
Krusty the Klown: “Gimme some whiskey! Some of the juice went down my throat!”
5·3 months agoIt’s called codependency, and it’s running rampant amongst my peers.
My highschool buddy has been “dating” (they’re basically married at this point) his girl for over 15 years, and they can’t stand each other. No kids, not married, no real obligations. Hate each other most days, and terrified of the idea of breaking up. It’s fucking surreal at a bbq.
That’s called Spanglish 'round these parts.
🎵 Hello, childhood trauma, my old friend…🎵
BELTA LOWDA!