“Oh, I’ll need this info later, I better take a screenshot”

fatfingers the power button

He already looks like he took a tomato or two to the face

Wonky Nostrils new band name I called it

Or an ancient troll buried beneath it, waiting to awaken

First season of True Detective was superb: Far From Any Road by The Handsome Family

The Leftovers (my absolute favorite show of all time and severely underrated imo) altered its opening theme a few times, but the standard season 2 version was my favorite: Let the Mystery Be by Iris DeMent

King Mierdas

. . .

what?

That is an actual parody song though

Seriously, should be “coloring book”.

Though I highly doubt Trump could stay in the lines, so even that is probably a stretch

I believe they call that Three Stooges Syndrome

JD Vance is the human equivalent of a sad trombone

Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community

If its all true

Imma stop you right there

For anyone who didn’t watch:

Senile child rapist waddles on stage. He then starts spewing self-aggrandizing bullshit, from which we can infer his word-of-the-day toilet paper baby wipes today was “decimate” (though he doesn’t actually know what it means), all while holding onto the podium for dear life the entire time. He then ends his audiofellatio, but refuses to move until the cameras are off, most likely because he either filled his britches again, or he knows he can’t release his death-grip on the podium until someone brings him his walker

Death by molten gold does seem a very fitting punishment for a certain someone

Arthur Fonzarelli, MD

If they can somehow create a powdered version it may finally get him on board