I’m so pleased to discover he’s smart

Fucking Nazis. Where the fuck is she

Me at work fucking up my career

This, from a man who only knows about 300 words of English?

Let’s go meta. There’s a Ministry of Chelonism whose remit it is to send teams of interdimensional agents to prevent fantasy settings from becoming too self-aware and ironic, because that would cause them to interact with the Discworld and destabilise their reality.

They constantly muck it up, leaving a trail of universes with retconned cosmogonies and unhinged cosmic geometries.

I’ll talk to them, sure. Right after I upload a preachy meme.

It’s comments like this that I trust with my life

If a human of another ethnicity did this and you used it as an excuse to hate all of them, what would that say about you?

Three words: Gordito’s Healthy Mexican

Selling a good product that people want is a hate crime against the tech industry