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I held off playing the first one until I had a 7.1 surround system set up. Now that I’ve got Atmos, I can’t wait to shit my pants when the alien crawls overhead.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, uh, your opinion, man.

It isn’t. And please, don’t call me Shirley.

There was a time when all past movie Bonds were still alive. It would have been a great opportunity to make them the heads of SPECTRE and dramatically reshape the franchise.

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Begins selling your data before you’re even born. Neat.

I want the final installment to be Michael Peña’s Luis giving a total rundown to some kids on a street corner. One take.

Totally got called out by their full name, too.

Did you remember to great power comes with great responsibility?

They are rich in story, lore, and world exploration. I love them for this. But! I hate having to revisit locations for new quests. It all feels like “Crap! Forgot the milk!” aaand, back to the store. “Crap! Forgot the eggs!” aaand back to the store. There aren’t many games with full, deep stories, but it’s the grind that wears me down.

Not when everyone gets an A!

Then you’ll be happy to know about Savannahs!. They’re house cats crossbread with servals, which are almost practically ocelots.

Yeah boyyyy!!

American History X might be a good movie.

Maybe don’t base the economy on e-waste?

AC/DC and CCR come to mind. Doesn’t bother me though. It’s the audio equivalent to eating a bag of Doritos. The flavor doesn’t change, but every now and then there’s one with a little more powder on it.