“We are giving you the Iranian world peace prize and the golden key the the straight of Hormuz”…thx for the billions

“i think I’m hungry”

Eats cottage cheese…“never mind, I’m just bored”

I always have cottage cheese as my hungry food. It works great

Oh she has a full beard. No one is going to mistake that for an under age girl.

How about dragon my balls across… wait. I think I’m into fitness. Yeah good health and fitness.

How about dragon?

Joe is so old

This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.

Would you like that super size?

Say what? Is kraft past its date still good? At least milk and butter is still cheap…right?

I don’t know what this is but it looks cool

Back in my day, we just called a 900 number.

It’s not a blockade. It’s a quarantine. stop listening to what they say and not what they mean! (For legal reasons)

Is step 1 also Profit!?

Believe in the underpants gnomes theory!

1. Invade Iran at an estimated $1B a day and service men dying. And do that for several months (I hope not longer)
2. …
3. Profit!

Are you a mexi-can or mexi-can’t?

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And I find condoms past the expiration date.

Frogger?