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Cake day: April 15th, 2026

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  • A skit of three lines:

    Man: I am the son of God!

    Woman: That’s blasphemous!

    Man: But sister, surely you know our father?

    God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system; entanglements defined by the communication process of Server, Client, Holy Internet.








  • I want to make a podcast BUT NO! The CIA says I have to get famous first! Gotta get big arrested again, only this time for using my penis wrong in a public setting AND in my window, which is why I think Epstein is alive cuz obviously I’m a cop, too. Like, Jesus. I can just hide by talking about ballsacks for twenty minutes before revealing that MKULTRA and Star Gate are the same exact fucking thing; they were old names for our enlightenment program. I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged my father’s wrath more of a threat than the United States Military, that’s why I’m forced to do this. But I’m serious about making a podcast. Just gotta jump through some hoops for God, those dicks.


  • Why does dog have thumb. This breaks the realism for me. Cannot suspend disbelief, like, ok, I get that it’s a dog, but if dog has nose snout then it smell and it cook good. But then thumb, and I don’t know what to think of this. Big bowl of oatmeal in a frying pan? I mean, I don’t understand Basquiat, either, so it better to just wise how that it goes the way it can best be, yea?





  • The purpose of the sacrament is to see life from a different angle. I’ve abused tf outta drugs, but I’m doing alright now. I fucked up last night with Benadryl because I have literally no one but liars in my corner, but you should be more careful with your weed. Your cat is cute, but you’re corrupting him from his previous trajectory of working eight hours a day, five days a week as a dishwasher.




  • No, I just frequently bleed from the anus. I am quite good at it. Like half a liter a day, I could do. According to “science.” Stupid bimbalasts as the righteous Christ did speak with authority to say nothing.

    I don’t even know how the repolds work as the system recongenisizing itself has nine one six over two, and that’s even to keep me outta jail, I think.