JailElonMusk

Great symbolism however even big tech can’t afford real estate in Seattle.

This is like the moon banning racism.

This asshole belongs in jail.

That fucker belongs in jail.

We are one Super PAC dark money donation away from the Bill of Rights becoming the Bill of Privileges.

I heard that he wanted to be buried in Big Gulp cups and hotdog sleeves, just like God intended.

Are these real deals or concepts of an idea of a framework of a deal?

Sorry as an American I get really confused these days.

Money from AIPAC, and support from fascists, cowards, and morons.

That’s really what the state of our democracy is right now.

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What a fucking travesty of justice.

Being alive in 2026 is like watching a snuff film starring Lady Justice.

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Probably got tired of all the winning and fruit flavored fascism.

That is a sacrifice we are willing to make.

-Microsoft

Gas is almost $5 nationally. U.S. is committing war crimes indiscriminately. Iran war spiraling out of control. Billionaire pedophiles control everything. Minority rights are significantly backsliding. Gaping hole where the east wing used to be.

To fix this we should:

A. Paint the fucking pool blue.

B. Throw a UFC fight in the lawn.

C. Dance like no one’s watching to the YMCA.

Is there a more apt metaphor for the Trump administration than this?

In a time of unparalleled uncertainty, war in the Middle East, rising energy prices and inflation, pedophile billionaires in the highest positions of government, rising unemployment and a backsliding of minority rights.

What is the Trump administration spending our tax dollars on to help Americans?

Painting the fucking reflection pool blue.

Praised and thanked?

Careful Steve, you might dislocate your shoulder or wrist when you jerk yourself off that hard.

I’ll praise and thank any billionaire that pays their fair share of taxes, pays their employees ALL a living wage, and doesn’t spend money influencing political or corporate ideals (aka when hell freezes over).

The WOKE RADICAL LEFT wants you to believe that a “cease fire” is when both sides stop attacking each other.

These are the same RADICAL LEFT THUGS that think that all people (EVEN DEI) should be treated with compassion and dignity.

Maximum buffoonery, not tepid dipshitery.

Wake up Sheeple!

Let me guess, they’re suing this guy for 50 Trillion Dollars and then when it’s time to go under oath they’re magically going to drop the suit?

Wait how are we striking the Iranian Navy that is already at the bottom of the sea?

What you talking bout Willis?

At this point I’m fully expecting the next headline I read to be:

“Trump wipes his ass with the constitution after adding his signature on the bottom, while messaging Putin on Grindr and live streaming a seig heil”

And everyone would still act unphased, MAGAts would be defending shit smearing gay Nazis, and the left would rely on geriatric Chuck Schumer to hand write a cursive letter expressing displeasure 28 days later.