Okay but why would he want to marry her? Maybe she has a trust fund or disability benefits he wants to mooch off.

When one guy in the marketing department only has one job to overthink updating the logo (font) for no reason and nobody notices the change because it’s negligible and that guy keeps receiving the same salary every year no matter what, so it really doesn’t matter.

I don’t recall airbnb & Spotify with those old whimsical logos.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Yeah I learned how to type in high school in the year 1990. Since the existence of cell phones I have hardly touched a keyboard, maybe once a year when I pull out my laptop to do my taxes. But I was amazed when I learned how to type and amazed how quickly I became a high-speed touch typist and it is a thrill to me that it’s a skill I have because it was a little bit hard to learn at first but so proud that I got it and it feels like magic to be a touch typist!

That must’ve been really uncomfortable with the cardboard bouncing up & down on your knuckles while you’re typing 🤔

≠ prego spaghetti sauce

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20’s guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

I’m trying to imagine how something can LOOK like something SOUNDS.

Try to come up with an outfit that looks the way a murmuration of birds sounds.

Paint a mural that looks the way your favorite song sounds.

Interesting. I wonder what the etomological origin of that word is. Cuz whenever my husband gets me pregnant, I do not feel impervious to water or dust.

And in Spanish it just means “question.”

But if spanish-speaking person A hears person B say they’re “embarrassed,” A might think B is pregnant.

Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.

That looks like the same texture as the dried ketchup that gets stuck around the inside of the ketchup lid. Rubbery. Have never even been tempted to consider eating the rubbery goop on the inside of a ketchup lid.

Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.

Ah, is the above picture misinformation?

I was kinda thinking the top photo looks like it’s from the 1800s, not 26 years ago. Am I on the right track? (Pun intended)

You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.

Careful, don’t let tech companies get hold of this, they’ll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.

Hide column.

Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?

I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.