I think when people get married they should make up their own last name. Kind of like saying your future is yours to make.

Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

Fair enough lol. Sometimes I get a little too imaginative for my own good

“I’m walkin’ heah!”

No no, you see, if the middle east does it then it’s terrorism. If we or anyone we like does it then it’s the free market.

Is it like a rolling playlist or do they all play all at once

I have ADHD, so pretty much every song l, lyric, and line of dialogue I’ve ever heard or read. And they’re playing all at once all the time.

“Putin called me. He says we need to remove the control rods. ‘Remove them all!’ he said, and we’re going too because that Putin’s a smart guy. Chernobyl would have never happened with him running the place… I love that Putin. Good man, one of the best…”

If you haven’t already go back and read it in his voice.

Can’t help but wonder if they will intentionally cause some kind of meltdown or other danger so they can keep pushing anti nuclear propaganda

I hope I’m being dramatic but at the same time I don’t think that would even be in the top 10 inside jobs of the last 20 years

Oh my God he’s gonna kill the Pope

Again

Never thought I’d see the day where I was compelled to side with the Catholic Church in any kind of conflict.

Until I’m corrected I’m gonna assume this is why

I feel like this happens more often than it should.

Have to agree, I got one a while back and it appeared to consume my mouse? It also ate my pet rat which wasn’t very nice.

How the fuck do you tie wind turbines to whales

Like obviously it’s not a logical argument I’m just curious what the proposed connection was

20 year old me

That’s… Remarkably in-character of them. Like, that’s the kind of thing you’d make a parody sketch about.

A red version was unveiled in May 2018 in Oslo, Norway. The unveiling was done by a man pulling off the cover, suspended by an overhead crane with hooks through his skin.

Hey uuh what the fuck