I knew this was coming 👏

Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

Yeah, a long time ago, I don’t remember much about it. Patrick died and became a ghost or something.

I have but then the LSD wore off

My mom showed me her list of answered prayers to prove prayer works. I looked at the list and it turns out I did most of that. If I’m doing all the work what do I need God for?

Why is it always Nazis and gambling? Why can’t it be hookers and blow?

Science has discovered that saliva causes stomach cancer but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

–George Carlin

Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

It absolutely astounds me that all the idiots currently running America went to Ivy League schools and have degrees. I thought for sure they all went to clown college. What exactly to they teach at Harvard and Vasser?

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

Mostly the Sacramento River

Can we rapture them all up so I can get some peace and quiet?

There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

The bombings will continue until morale improves

Dancing in the streets?

At least dead kids are giving value to the shareholders

/s

Can I load a previous save?

I believe the cat

Success at distracting from the Epstein files

I can’t remember a face I have wanted to punch more