Facts don’t matter. The only thing that matters is inflating the bubble that’s propping up the US economy.

So stop asking pesky questions and pay for tokens!

Corrupt?

If only there was some, perhaps bespoke, piece of art with which one could present or advertise a movie to potential viewers…

How dare you? Did you even take a second to consider the economy at all? You can’t just think yourself!

‘I’m somewhat of a certified slop wrangler myself’ - Amanda

‘Recyclable’ just means that you - theoretically - CAN recycle something. Doesn’t mean that it’s actually done - and never has.

That word has always been the most blatant dogwhistle of greenwashing.

Buying the game on launch for full price + (usually) issues or buying it a year later, 60+% off, patched and with additional post-launch content? Tough choice!

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Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible

Thing is, a lot of people, me included, were asking for a more powerful Switch rather than something entirely new. Its just a compelling form factor.

What I did not want (and what’s the reason I never bought a Switch 2) were 70-80 bucks a game, subscription based hardware features (Chat button), sorta-proprietary storage and gimmicky shit like the camera on a stalk and the sheer audacity to charge 10 quid for a shitty tech demo / marketing game.

And yet, so many people still bought a Switch 2 - so I guess Nintendo did the right thing…financially.

Mozilla really has no clue about their users at all. So if this AI shit isn’t incredibly lucrative on its own (like the Google deal) or brings in loads of new users (doubtful), then that’s it.

Which will be a huge problem - cause it will likely pull all the forks under with it. Once Firefox falls, the days of Librewolf, Waterfox etc. will likely be numbered.

Good for you, Lizzie…good for you.

I’m not the commenter you asked, but I think of Black Flag as a really conflicting game.

On one hand, all of the pirate stuff is really fun. Spearfishing, diving, being on your boat and plundering ships is probably the most fun in any oldschool Creed game.

But if I have to rate it as an AC game, it’s terrible. The story is middling at best, the protagonist is really unlikable, the whole Assasins vs. Templars theme feels shoved in needlessly and the main mission design is absolute ASS. It feels like 70% of all main missions have you tail someone…or something. I mean, the game has a mission where you have to sneekily tail a ship…with your ship. It’s almost like the game is parodying itself.

Now imagine this with even more boatloads (pun intended) of microtransactions everywhere… I really don’t see current Ubisoft delivering a Remake that’s not worse than it was back then.

Since MechaHitler is already taken, MechaStalin seems to be the next best thing

Why would it be? None of the critics are his customers. He sells hardware to Altman, Nadella and the other Koolaid drinkers that run the slop infrastructure.

The handful of people that privately buy NVIDIAs incredibly overpriced GPUs for their private gaming PCs aren’t the focus anymore.

We already know how things like that can be monetized - just look at the Honey scandal. You rip off both users and business customers… But this time with AI.

What a novel idea, Phoebe. Such Innovation, much wow!

Yes

That would be honorable, so that’s not an option for the orange peril

Given Macroslops recent track record with updates I find it more likely that all Win 11 PCs will be bricked within 18 months…