LORDSMEGMA

Somewhere between 0 and 22

I thought it was a young Jay Leno

Everything is comfortable when you’re made of soft

missing the mustard tho

This one time when I woke up, my glasses weren’t on my desk where I left them, they were on the nightstand!

You may want to avoid visiting Scotland or Australia

Im glad Im not alone here! I loved the shit outta Saints Row IV

I always think of Bruce Almighty

Bread, definitely. Fillings should go in the middle

A taco is just a wrapped salad, which is soup with less dressing. Therefore, a hot dog is actually soup.

Cereal is soup. Salad is also soup, with less broth. When you get down to it, every food is soup

And bread is just a baked soup

5. Sandwiches are just a layered salad
6. Salad is just a drier soup

Therefore tacos are soup

Here you go

Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

The Big Lebowski

Uhh that’s not a cat, that’s the guy who played Hellboy

“Drink more Ovaltine”

…what?

I need to check this game out