What are the odds that someone who enjoys reading & writing as a hobby (forums like Lemmy attract such people), also has the perfect anecdote to accompany OP’s comic 🤔 Well-written & detailed & several details seem highly unlikely.

I sense creative fiction here.

Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin’ speshul.

*their

And no, silly. They’d use code words.

It’s probably the one currently at $7.30/gallon. And in that area there are probably plenty of people who earn so much that they don’t even pay attention to prices.

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Menlo Park? Current gas prices ranging from $6 to $7.30/gallon

“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Sniper offed you mid-sentence?

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Yeah the price of new cars nowadays is the same price as a whole damn four-bedroom house used to cost.

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

$4??

$4 / gallon was our normal low price in California.

We’re over $6 a gallon right now!

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Ooh maybe you can help me with a word I always am unsure how to spell, you know how when something doesn’t bother you, you say you were unfazed by it, how do you spell that word? Unphased?

Maybe OP meant to write “plaque.” Like maybe the prince brushed her teeth for her before going in for the coma-ending kiss.

The first time I heard the “two wolves” thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.

Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.

Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?

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