The weird reactionary impulse to do cargo-cult science will always amaze me.

It’s pretty gross how hard you’re trying to convince people that it’s normal to like prepubescent girls.

BoDy HaIr iS sEeN aS a BlEmIsH!!

Jeeeezus Christ, dude.

Only a truly blemish-free brain could have come up with this brilliant take. Not so much as a wrinkle on that surface.

You’ve been hit like a smooth criminal.

But chopped grape in chicken salad is fantastic.

I think he’ll explode into bugs like the oogie-boogie man.

Wow, you fantasized about killing someone? That basically makes you a war hero. You truly earned this: 🎖️

o7

You got an icepick for the lobotomy? I’m in.

Man, I wish I could be as cool as you. You make it look so effortless. “Do you need a tissue?”

Dude, how do you think of these comebacks?

So even in your convoluted, roundabout way you still can’t get around implicating capitalism.

Here’s a hint: it doesn’t matter what excuses people give.

Capitalism.

Our economic system is not Christianity.

You really don’t know why we have lobbyists pouring money into Congress to prevent us from having universal healthcare? You think it’s all religious, and in no way related to the parasite class rent seeking in the most depraved way possible?

Yeah. I bet it’s because Jeebus.

Thanks for sharing your perspective, you’ve clearly spent a “lot” of “time” “thinking” about “this.”

I wonder what system people are increasingly upset about that doesn’t care about people’s health, but instead enriching the wealthiest people in the country?

It’s so cute when people who have never authentically considered another perspective weigh in on what leftists think and why.

Can you do people who can’t afford cancer treatment next?

Now why would an incel be worried about paternity testing? 🤣

Slut? How old fashioned.

Some of my favorite people are sluts.

It’s so sad how reactionaries get everything they want and still can’t be happy because they want everyone to agree with them.

You’re like a wilting little daisy, beautiful and heartbreaking in your desperate, drooping deterioration. Thanks for sharing your pain with us.

I think we found someone who exclusively talks in thought stopping cliches!

The only thing that surprises me is that there was something to stop.

Right? Why would people hate the guy who does Nazi salutes, sends goons in to disrupt the services that our taxes pay for, bought a presidency, calls someone who rescued kids a pedophile, pretends to be good at things to get gamers to like him, jokes about the people whose lives he ruined, says “empathy is a weakness,” shut down communication with Ukraine while they were at war, misgenders his own kid and spreads transphobic hate online, is a primary source of disinformation, and doesn’t pay his fair share of taxes?

You’re right, he sounds cool af… to dorks.