

I would simp hard on a DS smartphone.
Dem hotdogs, chicken bakes, and fat ass pizzas
Had an expired card after a while, walked in and out of the food court with it all the time.
What if i only hang dry?


A splash of vinegar in the water as it boils and 5 to 10 seconds in an ice bath to stop the cooking. Works every time.


Two more and he’ll get a free ice cream
The internet is what enabled this to happen.
Is that why you feel the way you do?
Is this the guy who wanted to have gay sex before the cannibalism while the other guy was mostly just there for the cannibalism?
Then that guy got convicted for murder on a technicallity because the footage (they also recorded everything) showed that the guy whose penis was eaten had yet to die from bloodloss like he wanted?
I heard that one on a Redhanded podcast episode.


To feel the weight of their sins on their bellies instead of their backs.
Like a weighted blanket
It’s comfy
If i don’t hear mexican music blaring from any given kitchen, I walk