Haggis and cock a leekie soup. Mince and tatties are a close second.

Damn, the Ripper finally called it in.

Or bottom, we don’t judge here. Y’all do you

Okay so you can’t legally own a gun to defend yourself? I thought this was America?

As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be “White House burns”?

Well if I recall, some have been released and no one in America seems to care.

So you admit white men are disadvantaged and need help to reach higher rank, yes?

Two in the chest one in the head.

Well, Dems may be trying, but MAGA DEFINITELY ARE.

“SHE’S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!!! What is your degree in POETRY?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For god’s sake don’t use the BILLIONS of dollars of medical equipment! Maybe we should just get on our knees and PRAY!!! WE DON’T HAVE KNEES YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!”

Well, their book specifically calls for genocide so I suppose this is essentially a return to form for them.

Iran: Okay then, how about this? “The virgin America vs. the CHAD Iran”.

“Thinking about buying a machine that turns AI and Tech CEOs into fertilizer.”

Okay… So from what I read, they sat in front of the bus to keep people from being shipped to a detention center. A fairly peaceful action.

So if that’s no longer allowed, guess then you might as well storm the bus, kill all the ICE and then drive it to Canada or Mexico.

Here’s some good questions to ask:

What. Is your name? What. Is your quest? What. Is your favorite color? What. Is the capital of Assyria? What. Is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Per the Ontario driver’s handbook: Driving is a privilege, not a right.

But why shock 'er when you can 🖖 'er?

I offer instead:

One glassy gassy boi!

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.

Oh, just a note. Don’t look for a “pub” or a “bar”. For some obscure reason, a drinking establishment is called a “hotel”. I don’t know why but that’s the way it is. I spent about 45 minutes wandering around trying to find a place for a bite and a drink. Finally had to flag down a local.