Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .

No one compliments you on your big words because no one likes you.

Your mom does.

Can confirm have xenomorph penis

It feeds on sadness

You left out the nonconsensual sodomy.

Yes but in a sexy way.

You can’t get shit done in this world without a fishing license.

See patton oswalts filibuster .

Is not.

Threed.

Do not pay for drugs in advance.

To be fair, if it can see me in my house It can see me flogging the one eyed wonder weasel.

All that we could understand would immediately be used to improve weaponry,and pornography.

It makes me sleepy.

Have you tried rubbing one out?

Can it tell if I’m jerking my gerkin?

I’m irritated with everything people do all the time.

I hope you feel personally responsible.

As real as the money from the super chats.