“How long are your guts?” is pretty raunchy if you’re using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.

League of Legends, and nothing comes close to my time spent on it

I would still qualify “space” as a noun here, but that’s if you accept these kinds of constructions as sequences of nouns rather than the zero-conversion of nouns into and adjectives.