I’m convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They’ll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.

Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus… be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can’t explain why. Must have been a factory defect.

The sign for exit 99 is ready.

You mean, 66?

Um yeah…sure

frantic scraping noises

So kind of like this?

I couldn’t get past this…

Nail it.

Data centers that run on blood instead of electricity?

I find sucking on someone else’s nipples to be more authentic and stress relieving.

Ruh-roh

Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.

It’s a weird kink, but I’ll own it.

My least favorite term is “adulting”.

When I hear it, I want to respond with, you mean taking care of shit on your own? Because you’re not living at home?

Early 20’s it’s cringey. When someone is pushing 35, I want to vomit on them.

I also needed this for my meme storage, but found a crisper image.

I support this message

Rajio taisō

Think some Japanese companies still do these warm-ups together?

We could have had utopia, but instead we killed Harambe.

All of this is silly because it’s only AI because they flipped the terminology, there is no intelligence. They are still dumbass LLMs, anything they did is not close to consciousness.

It’s like an advanced version of releasing a bunch of roombas into the wild to see what they do.

I think he’s worried they will catch a slight smile. Can’t have any signs of hope in 2030.