Does doner kebab in England count?

They’ll know the cherries are ripe when the bluejays descend to eat them all

I can understand Bob Ross because he’s always got that sweet tone in his voice the dog would hear as

“Yes, you’re being a good boy, aren’t you? So am I. We’re both good boys and I’m painting a nice place for you to run around in. How about I put in a tree for you? You could pee on it and dig under the roots. Here’s a nice big tree, and here’s another to be its friend. You and I are friends too, yes we are.”

Come to think of it, that’s a big part of why I like watching Bob Ross too.

I agree which is why I checked Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tsao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tso

The list for Tsao includes a fictional character, but the chicken recipe is associated with Tso.

Or does he wear a thong that’s furred like a merkin? If naked, I prefer to believe his parts are retractable and/or vibratable

Okay I made a quick pop in to Wikipedia just to check, and I can tell you that General Tsao and General Tso were different people. Several different people in fact, some fictional and others real, but they don’t overlap.

It’s “General Tso’s Chicken” and has been a NYT Crossword clue, which got me started with “in case you ever need it for a crossword clue,” because I know accurate spelling is not really necessary here.

More than 80% of donut shops in Los Angeles are run by Cambodians, because of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Ngoy

Screwworm? A serious pest?

Yeah, I think he’s President.

Such a determined face!

Oops, you left your PBJ on the porch!

Oh great, now every time I have to scoop a poop from the litter box I’ll also have to think of that turd.

TACO Tuesday is early this week!

This one’s adorable

Let’s go up and keep the train driver company!

It said I have both inside me! So yes. If I only have one, I’ll build. Then I can go confront fascists and count on my inner coward to shit bricks I can throw at them

Should get to the seat, wait for it to begin, pull out duck tape and put it over her mouth as she sits silent.

Logistically it’s difficult to carry around a premeasured piece of duck tape, especially since half her clothes have no pockets, but you could tape it to your wrist inside a long loose sleeve or something. Would also make the adhesive less adhesive to your lips when it’s time to get it off.

ICE by its very existence is a Public Nuisance.

I vote fox because you don’t have coyotes or pumas or bobcats or bears.

You didn’t see it even though it had your cat trapped, which shows that the fact you haven’t seen it before proves nothing. Possibly it’s a different color than you’re expecting for a fox. Hopefully your cat has learned to either stay indoors or be on the alert.

They’re both perfect

As someone whose family member is in a wheelchair and already has trouble crossing in the allotted time in NYC because of all the uneven pavement and crap curbcuts, it’s nigh impossible when the cars crunch into the crosswalk all helter-skelter like that.